Here at The Conspiracy we like coffee. We love coffee. We really love coffee. In the words of Pee-wee Herman, maybe we should marry it. Seems a bit extreme to us, but perhaps not so much so to a couple in Tulsa, who married not coffee but each other at the local Starbucks. Apparently they courted in their favorite coffee shop, so it seemed only right that they seal the deal in the same location. The store was closed at the time, so their exchanging of vows wasn’t drowned out by baristas calling out drink orders. Anybody for a Champagne Macchiato?